Today!

Is not my birthday...

We got to spend the day together yesterday!! YAY!!!!! :D

I talked to Aidan about his early morning noise. He told me the same thing you did "I'm not used to having someone else live with us and I forget".

Sadly, by the time we do get adjusted we'll probably be moving :(

I miss you!!!

Period of Adjustment

I try to spend more time out in the living room but I figure it doesn't really matter when we're both just on our laptops anyway. But I was thinking today that we don't ever get to *do* anything together anymore... =/ Maybe we need another game of trivial pursuit. .... If only our schedules didn't clash horribly.

Earlier I just got kinda frustrated because sometimes I just feel like someone who lives in your house and takes care of your kid during the day. =/ Like a nanny. I guess I need to find a way for this to actually feel like home. I don't want you to think it's your fault or anything because it's really not. The only thing that I would ask is that you actually ask me to do stuff for you. Like taking Aidan to the optometrist. Of course I'll do it, I just want you to actually ask me if I will and not just, "What time will you take him?" kinda thing. Know what I mean?

I love you!

Hey

I don't like that you're in your room all the time. I feel like you're mad at me or something. I feel like we're just roommates and that's not all we are dang nabbit!!!

I Win

Alison sucks. She never posted so I never posted. You might read that and think, "Well doesn't that mean that you suck too?" No.

For those of you unaware, Alison and I moved in together. We decided to take our pseudo-lesbianism, shared parenting, and blogging to a whoooooole new level. You should probably stay tuned for updates.

Ya know. Assuming Alison ever gets around to looking at this again.

I Have No Direct Line

I'm sure we'll figure it out somehow... I'm just not sure about the how part yet. Maybe mom will have the answers.

Just want you to know

Everything's going to be ok. I've got a direct line to God.

That's all.

*hugs*

I'm Here!

I haven't seen enough of you lately. =/ It's kinda really depressing and I'm not at all a fan. I even kinda sorta but not really miss my son.

This is serious.

I forgot what I was supposed to put here... =/ It was funny and amazing though. And I remember turning and telling you that I was going to blog this... lol... funny how that happens.

Oh, also....

Pedophilia.

P.S. That's how I'm ending all of my posts from now on. Mhm. :D

You fail

Just sayin'. You still haven't blogged here :(

So, I was thinking that maybe we should add Shante to our blog and make it an orgy. What'd'ya think?

In Denmark being chased by cow meat and dildos!!!

So I'm here and this will be the only post I get to make because the stupid converter I got is only for small appliances :( Why didn't you know this!!!!????

Any way...Robert keeps trying to attack me with his giant dildo (which is actually a back massager but he calls it his dildo rofl) and trying to get me to eat cow meat...ugh.

I miss you. I hope your first meeting with Chris was wonderful and I hope his first kiss took your breath away :)

I'm being ignored right now. Viktoria is out smoking and the guys are talking about guy stuff.

I just wanted to say that I love and miss you and don't worry, Aidan's doing much better!

<3

It is never goodbye!

I miss you already.

I had wanted terribly to see you today but didn't want to be around the vomit-machine that was your son. Does that make me a bad pseudo-lesbian lover?? I hope not...

I know you are going to have an amazing time and if you get a chance you should post a blog and let me know how it's going! I will try to do the same. :) Because I love you like that.

I will see you soon, mon amour!

Sadness

I'm leaving tomorrow...and I won't see you until after spring break. I can't even text you because those damned Danes are communists and won't let me use my phone over there :(

I love you. I know you'll have a remarkable time. Tell Chris to give you extra pseudo-pseudo lesbian lover kisses for me.

<3

Hey babe!

I saw you TWICE today!!!

That pretty much made my day :D

That is all.

P.S. Hope you're feeling better

P.P.S. We may have to commit murder to protect Shante. I'll keep you informed.

Non-Vegetarian Crackers

"The crackers are made from cow, goddamn it!!"

Alison's weird. Really weird. Like... whoa.

I'm sorry I missed porn night last night. :( I still wasn't able to go to bed until late which was the suck but yeah... at least I didn't have to get dressed! I saw the pictures though and it looked like you guys had fun. :) Remind me to send you the link for next month's porn!! It'll be great. Y'know... unless you don't like it, lol.

I love you!!!!!

Bet You Didn't Know...

You know what happens when you assume around these parts??

You get gang-raped by prison nurses.

Hey guess what?!

I'm back! And I've been back for a couple weeks...we kinda fail at this lately lol

My right hand is so frozen I can't move it.

I'm excited about my awesome pen-pal!

Um...I think that's it.

I miss you!!!!!

K bai!

<3

You Left Me.

Wednesday night I got back from my trip home.

Thursday night Alison left for Louisiana and won't be back until Monday or Tuesday.

=/

She obviously doesn't love me and didn't miss me at all. If so she never would have been able to leave after only spending an hour with me. :(

I'm going to go mope until she gets back.

Oh! And she's making me feed her fish!!! I'm totally at the level of a servant now. /sigh

I'm Leaving You

...... but I'll be back! In 3 days!

Miss me. :)

I miss you.

Let's Obama This Bitch!

Alison and I have a new philosophy in life thanks to TFLN:


"Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after"


All decisions will now fall into one of these two categories. Please stay tuned to see how this works out!

Sorry

For the confusion! NOT! :P

Anywho...Forget toilet paper, I need frozen yogurt! We'll go tomorrow. Aidan has school 2 hours late as of right now so we'll see...gonna try and lay down now and stay up when I get him up for school.

Um..I don't have anything else to say. If I did then that would make me stay up later and then you'd be the cause of my insomnia :P

I'm sorry about the silly probation stuffs. I just want you to know that I believe in youuuuu!!!!!! :D

ps....um...I love you!

You Confused Me

I didn't know if I should make a new post or edit the last one...

Obviously, I decided to go with a new post. I hope you approve.

I have no cure for your insomnia and that makes me sad. I think you should just force yourself to wake at a reasonable hour and then go to bed at a reasonable hour and not get back out of bed when you don't sleep. Surely at some point exhaustion will have to win over. Simple math, yo. I know you appreciate that.

Don't wait too long to text me after you get up; it's been snowing all day and I don't want to be out tooooo late. Geez, I'm such a lame college student.

In the "Bad News" section of today's news.... I'm on probation from HID. Why? Because my GPA is a 3.13 instead of the required 3.15. I kinda just wanna drop the HID shit and move on but I won't.... even though it would free up some stress room but whatever. It'll look better. Because I obviously care about that.

In the "Good News" section.... You get toilet paper! YAY! :)

Follow Me!

We don't have any followers yet. We need to fix that.

I figure some Bo will help with that. =D

You're Weird. But I Love You.

Your dreams are weird. But I see I'm going to have to be more careful about where I store the heads of my many victims. I could stop killing, I suppose. But that would just be crazy. So no.

How's my son?

How's my pseudo-lesbian lover?

It's been days since I've seen you. That's just not cool, yo.

Love you. Forever.

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Alison:

My dreams are very weird, when I have them. As far as the head go...I'd just invest in something that holds blood better than the canvas bag. You were dripping all over the place!

Your son is fine. He played his last day of Warcraft yesterday. I have to wake him up for school in 2 hours.

Your pseudo-lesbian lover is ok as well. Altho I'd really really love to kick this damned insomnia. On the bright side, I've gotten a lot of writing done...you should read it and tell me what you think.

Dude, didn't we just see each other? No? Oh...well it's a good thing I need toilet paper. You have to take me to go buy some later :P

Love you morer!

I dreamed of You! O.o

We were in NYC and there was a bridge next to us. It was small. One end of it was in front of us, the other end was in the water. It was long enough to reach the island in the water but it wasn't...instead, it ended in the water a few feet to the side of the island. I told you it was the Verrazano Bridge - that's a bridge in NYC: Verrazano-Narrows Bridge, it's a double decker bridge. I love it.

Anyway....this little bridge was empty and broken and .. wooden. I looked to the east and then I saw the real Verrazano bridge and it was PACKED full of cars. We decided to go to the ferry station to get to the island that way. You had a canvas sack full of severed heads. I have no idea where they came from. We got to the ferry terminal and this is where I the dream gets fuzzy. I remember getting separated and looking in rooms for you. There might have been a bathroom involved too. I don't remember.

So that's it. <3 you!

<3's my hero!

That's all I have to say. I'm glad you were there. I'm sorry you had to walk. I'm tired and going to bed or I'd write more.

<3

I'm the Hero!

I saved Alison today.

We left around 2 to go to the library. By 2:15 I was walking home in the frigid weather after Alison's tire blew out. She's an evil whore and refused to take me home on her fucked up tire. Wacko. So yes, I walked, she drove home. I froze to death. Not really. But it was really fuckin' cold, lol.

So anyway, once I got home I went and picked her up in my car that did not have a blow out and took her and the leech to the library, BAM, and the grocery store. I kind of love that she's now dependent upon me to leave her house. bwahahahahah!

The only other thing you need to know is that we spent 20 minutes in the Religious section. She found "Christianity for Dummies." There were pictures taken of this momentous occasion. =D

Un-Death

Guess what? I'm never going to die! Wooooo!!!!

*hands you your happy back*

I still can't sleep tho

*sigh*

Death

If you would have woken that child again I swear I would have killed you. Dead. Gone. Forever.

.....

Now I'm sad. :(

New rule, you can't die. Ever. =D