You know what happens when you assume around these parts??
You get gang-raped by prison nurses.
Hey guess what?!
I'm back! And I've been back for a couple weeks...we kinda fail at this lately lol
My right hand is so frozen I can't move it.
I'm excited about my awesome pen-pal!
Um...I think that's it.
I miss you!!!!!
K bai!
<3
My right hand is so frozen I can't move it.
I'm excited about my awesome pen-pal!
Um...I think that's it.
I miss you!!!!!
K bai!
<3
You Left Me.
Wednesday night I got back from my trip home.
Thursday night Alison left for Louisiana and won't be back until Monday or Tuesday.
=/
She obviously doesn't love me and didn't miss me at all. If so she never would have been able to leave after only spending an hour with me. :(
I'm going to go mope until she gets back.
Oh! And she's making me feed her fish!!! I'm totally at the level of a servant now. /sigh
Let's Obama This Bitch!
Alison and I have a new philosophy in life thanks to TFLN:
"Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after"
All decisions will now fall into one of these two categories. Please stay tuned to see how this works out!
"Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after"
All decisions will now fall into one of these two categories. Please stay tuned to see how this works out!
Sorry
For the confusion! NOT! :P
Anywho...Forget toilet paper, I need frozen yogurt! We'll go tomorrow. Aidan has school 2 hours late as of right now so we'll see...gonna try and lay down now and stay up when I get him up for school.
Um..I don't have anything else to say. If I did then that would make me stay up later and then you'd be the cause of my insomnia :P
I'm sorry about the silly probation stuffs. I just want you to know that I believe in youuuuu!!!!!! :D
ps....um...I love you!
Anywho...Forget toilet paper, I need frozen yogurt! We'll go tomorrow. Aidan has school 2 hours late as of right now so we'll see...gonna try and lay down now and stay up when I get him up for school.
Um..I don't have anything else to say. If I did then that would make me stay up later and then you'd be the cause of my insomnia :P
I'm sorry about the silly probation stuffs. I just want you to know that I believe in youuuuu!!!!!! :D
ps....um...I love you!
You Confused Me
I didn't know if I should make a new post or edit the last one...
Obviously, I decided to go with a new post. I hope you approve.
I have no cure for your insomnia and that makes me sad. I think you should just force yourself to wake at a reasonable hour and then go to bed at a reasonable hour and not get back out of bed when you don't sleep. Surely at some point exhaustion will have to win over. Simple math, yo. I know you appreciate that.
Don't wait too long to text me after you get up; it's been snowing all day and I don't want to be out tooooo late. Geez, I'm such a lame college student.
In the "Bad News" section of today's news.... I'm on probation from HID. Why? Because my GPA is a 3.13 instead of the required 3.15. I kinda just wanna drop the HID shit and move on but I won't.... even though it would free up some stress room but whatever. It'll look better. Because I obviously care about that.
In the "Good News" section.... You get toilet paper! YAY! :)
Obviously, I decided to go with a new post. I hope you approve.
I have no cure for your insomnia and that makes me sad. I think you should just force yourself to wake at a reasonable hour and then go to bed at a reasonable hour and not get back out of bed when you don't sleep. Surely at some point exhaustion will have to win over. Simple math, yo. I know you appreciate that.
Don't wait too long to text me after you get up; it's been snowing all day and I don't want to be out tooooo late. Geez, I'm such a lame college student.
In the "Bad News" section of today's news.... I'm on probation from HID. Why? Because my GPA is a 3.13 instead of the required 3.15. I kinda just wanna drop the HID shit and move on but I won't.... even though it would free up some stress room but whatever. It'll look better. Because I obviously care about that.
In the "Good News" section.... You get toilet paper! YAY! :)
Follow Me!
We don't have any followers yet. We need to fix that.
I figure some Bo will help with that. =D
I figure some Bo will help with that. =D
You're Weird. But I Love You.
Your dreams are weird. But I see I'm going to have to be more careful about where I store the heads of my many victims. I could stop killing, I suppose. But that would just be crazy. So no.
How's my son?
How's my pseudo-lesbian lover?
It's been days since I've seen you. That's just not cool, yo.
Love you. Forever.
_______________________________________________________
Alison:
My dreams are very weird, when I have them. As far as the head go...I'd just invest in something that holds blood better than the canvas bag. You were dripping all over the place!
Your son is fine. He played his last day of Warcraft yesterday. I have to wake him up for school in 2 hours.
Your pseudo-lesbian lover is ok as well. Altho I'd really really love to kick this damned insomnia. On the bright side, I've gotten a lot of writing done...you should read it and tell me what you think.
Dude, didn't we just see each other? No? Oh...well it's a good thing I need toilet paper. You have to take me to go buy some later :P
Love you morer!
How's my son?
How's my pseudo-lesbian lover?
It's been days since I've seen you. That's just not cool, yo.
Love you. Forever.
_______________________________________________________
Alison:
My dreams are very weird, when I have them. As far as the head go...I'd just invest in something that holds blood better than the canvas bag. You were dripping all over the place!
Your son is fine. He played his last day of Warcraft yesterday. I have to wake him up for school in 2 hours.
Your pseudo-lesbian lover is ok as well. Altho I'd really really love to kick this damned insomnia. On the bright side, I've gotten a lot of writing done...you should read it and tell me what you think.
Dude, didn't we just see each other? No? Oh...well it's a good thing I need toilet paper. You have to take me to go buy some later :P
Love you morer!
I dreamed of You! O.o
We were in NYC and there was a bridge next to us. It was small. One end of it was in front of us, the other end was in the water. It was long enough to reach the island in the water but it wasn't...instead, it ended in the water a few feet to the side of the island. I told you it was the Verrazano Bridge - that's a bridge in NYC: Verrazano-Narrows Bridge, it's a double decker bridge. I love it.
Anyway....this little bridge was empty and broken and .. wooden. I looked to the east and then I saw the real Verrazano bridge and it was PACKED full of cars. We decided to go to the ferry station to get to the island that way. You had a canvas sack full of severed heads. I have no idea where they came from. We got to the ferry terminal and this is where I the dream gets fuzzy. I remember getting separated and looking in rooms for you. There might have been a bathroom involved too. I don't remember.
So that's it. <3 you!
<3's my hero!
That's all I have to say. I'm glad you were there. I'm sorry you had to walk. I'm tired and going to bed or I'd write more.
<3
<3
I'm the Hero!
I saved Alison today.
We left around 2 to go to the library. By 2:15 I was walking home in the frigid weather after Alison's tire blew out. She's an evil whore and refused to take me home on her fucked up tire. Wacko. So yes, I walked, she drove home. I froze to death. Not really. But it was really fuckin' cold, lol.
So anyway, once I got home I went and picked her up in my car that did not have a blow out and took her and the leech to the library, BAM, and the grocery store. I kind of love that she's now dependent upon me to leave her house. bwahahahahah!
The only other thing you need to know is that we spent 20 minutes in the Religious section. She found "Christianity for Dummies." There were pictures taken of this momentous occasion. =D
We left around 2 to go to the library. By 2:15 I was walking home in the frigid weather after Alison's tire blew out. She's an evil whore and refused to take me home on her fucked up tire. Wacko. So yes, I walked, she drove home. I froze to death. Not really. But it was really fuckin' cold, lol.
So anyway, once I got home I went and picked her up in my car that did not have a blow out and took her and the leech to the library, BAM, and the grocery store. I kind of love that she's now dependent upon me to leave her house. bwahahahahah!
The only other thing you need to know is that we spent 20 minutes in the Religious section. She found "Christianity for Dummies." There were pictures taken of this momentous occasion. =D
Un-Death
Guess what? I'm never going to die! Wooooo!!!!
*hands you your happy back*
I still can't sleep tho
*sigh*
*hands you your happy back*
I still can't sleep tho
*sigh*
Death
If you would have woken that child again I swear I would have killed you. Dead. Gone. Forever.
.....
Now I'm sad. :(
New rule, you can't die. Ever. =D
.....
Now I'm sad. :(
New rule, you can't die. Ever. =D
