You fail

Just sayin'. You still haven't blogged here :(

So, I was thinking that maybe we should add Shante to our blog and make it an orgy. What'd'ya think?

In Denmark being chased by cow meat and dildos!!!

So I'm here and this will be the only post I get to make because the stupid converter I got is only for small appliances :( Why didn't you know this!!!!????

Any way...Robert keeps trying to attack me with his giant dildo (which is actually a back massager but he calls it his dildo rofl) and trying to get me to eat cow meat...ugh.

I miss you. I hope your first meeting with Chris was wonderful and I hope his first kiss took your breath away :)

I'm being ignored right now. Viktoria is out smoking and the guys are talking about guy stuff.

I just wanted to say that I love and miss you and don't worry, Aidan's doing much better!

<3

It is never goodbye!

I miss you already.

I had wanted terribly to see you today but didn't want to be around the vomit-machine that was your son. Does that make me a bad pseudo-lesbian lover?? I hope not...

I know you are going to have an amazing time and if you get a chance you should post a blog and let me know how it's going! I will try to do the same. :) Because I love you like that.

I will see you soon, mon amour!

Sadness

I'm leaving tomorrow...and I won't see you until after spring break. I can't even text you because those damned Danes are communists and won't let me use my phone over there :(

I love you. I know you'll have a remarkable time. Tell Chris to give you extra pseudo-pseudo lesbian lover kisses for me.

<3